Office Ace Mugs

"Never forget he's a wild animal."

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Lethal Presentation

Lemonade Inc.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Career Choices

Nerd tryouts.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Lumbar support animal

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

You are here.

Between Offices

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Busy office.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

Belief and Trust.