Office Ace Gifts

"Never forget he's a wild animal."

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Lethal Presentation

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Lumbar support animal

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Career Choices

Nerd tryouts.

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

Between Offices

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

You are here.

Busy office.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment