Appointment Ace Gifts

'Boy you're an early bird: Your appointment is not for another four hours...'

Hair Traffic control.

"I'd love to meet up, but my calendar is a jam-packed with squares and sequential numbers."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Lethal Presentation

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"Do I have many meetings today?"

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

'Lost Diary'

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

"And that is how you handle liver!"

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

"Appointments. Disappointments."

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

"Never forget he's a wild animal."

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

"Follow up appointment... the doctor will be retired by then."

"I cancelled my last appointment without phoning the Doctor... so I'm making up for it by showing up without phoning!"

Citations Needed!

"An appointment is required except for Wednesday afternoons, when he suffers fools gladly."

"Today we're filling out mock college applications."

'What made that candidate stand out?'

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

'Miss Topple, I wish to be cloned. Make an appointment.'