Appointment Expert Gifts

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

Hair Traffic control.

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'I'm terribly sorry, I don't have any time now. Please call my secretary to make an appointment.'

'Lost Diary'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

"You're late."

"Appointments. Disappointments."

"You've got bunions, hammertoes and plantar fasciitis. Bad feet must run in your family." "Nobody runs in my family."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

'Tell you what; I'll give you the lollipop and I'll give you the shot.'

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'...Do you have an appointment...?'

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

Do' you have the time?'

"I cancelled my last appointment without phoning the Doctor... so I'm making up for it by showing up without phoning!"

"An appointment is required except for Wednesday afternoons, when he suffers fools gladly."

"Now where was I?"

"No, you can't see Mr. Smith without an appointment! But I can make you an appointment to make an appointment!"

"By the time we go in, I'll be too old for a pediatrician."

"I'd love to meet up, but my calendar is a jam-packed with squares and sequential numbers."

Taking blood pressure