Appointment Expert Gifts

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Hair Traffic control.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'Lost Diary'

'I'm terribly sorry, I don't have any time now. Please call my secretary to make an appointment.'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

"Appointments. Disappointments."

"You're late."

"You've got bunions, hammertoes and plantar fasciitis. Bad feet must run in your family." "Nobody runs in my family."

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'...Do you have an appointment...?'

Do' you have the time?'

"Relax. You might feel a little pinch."

'Tell you what; I'll give you the lollipop and I'll give you the shot.'

"I cancelled my last appointment without phoning the Doctor... so I'm making up for it by showing up without phoning!"

"An appointment is required except for Wednesday afternoons, when he suffers fools gladly."

Taking blood pressure

"I'd love to meet up, but my calendar is a jam-packed with squares and sequential numbers."

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"By the time we go in, I'll be too old for a pediatrician."

'Miss Topple, I wish to be cloned. Make an appointment.'