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Appointment Keeper Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for the ultimate appointment keeper? Discover items that celebrate their dedication to staying on schedule. Perfect for those who take pride in punctuality and organization, our curated collection blends humor with practicality, making every moment count. Surprise a friend or colleague with a gift that resonates with their love for timely achievements and sharp coordination.
'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'
"I didn't spark joy."
Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.
"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."
Things my vacuum likes to suck up
Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.
'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'
'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'
'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'
Cook and her Maids
Bathroom Fairy
"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"
"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."
'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'
'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'
Hair Traffic control.
"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"
"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."
TV and cleaner
"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'
"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."
"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."
Clearing the castle's moat.
"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"
Cook being told what to do by housemaid
"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"
"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."
"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"
'Lost Diary'
". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."
Mouse Sidewalk Cafe
Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1
Appointment Keeper Gifts Collection
Appointment Keeper Mugs
Explore our full range of mugs designed for those who love to keep appointments and stay organized—fun, practical, and always on time.
Appointment Keeper Pillows
Find cozy pillows for your favorite organized person—fun designs that celebrate their love of planning and punctuality.
Appointment Keeper Prints
Browse our stylish prints that honor the art of appointment keeping—ideal for brightening an organized space.
Appointment Keeper T-Shirts
Discover our collection of witty t-shirts for punctuality pros—perfect for those who love to add humor to their organized lifestyle.