Appointment Keeper Pillows

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"I didn't spark joy."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

Cook and her Maids

Bathroom Fairy

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

Hair Traffic control.

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

TV and cleaner

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Clearing the castle's moat.

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

'Lost Diary'

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1