Appointment Avenger Pillows

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

Hair Traffic control.

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

The Wheel of Life

"I'd love to meet up, but my calendar is a jam-packed with squares and sequential numbers."

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

Health and safety nightmare.

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

'I purchased this great book on time management but, with my schedule, I can't find the time to read it.'

'Boy, has it ever been a long day. I only took an hour for lunch.'

"I'm afraid he's not available at the moment. Would you like to leave a message?"

'Good morning, This is receptionist Susan, portal to the boss.'

'Hand over your money, and beware, I have a toaster and I'm not afraid to use it!'

'That Doctor has a lot of nerve...I've waited six weeks for this appointment and he says, 'you're lucky we caught it in time'.'

Business Widow's Revenge

"Sorry to keep you waiting..."

"We'll need to vent your spleen."

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'

Socaial Life of the Cable Installer Guy.

"I own you, homework assignment!"

I'm self employed being self employed

"They now charge a fee to collect the fees."

'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

'Boy you're an early bird: Your appointment is not for another four hours...'

'Ugh...I hate phone solicitors.'

'Hello, I'm phoning from my car '.

Stork delivering shoes.

"Miss Harris, make me a bunch of appointments I can't possibly keep."

'You want us to go fishing tomorrow? Wait, I've got to check my appointment book.'