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'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

"Well, sure, it LOOKS like a straightforward plea to buy our product...but for safety we better run it by the legal department

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

He said his first words today --- "Side effects".

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

It's the perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All we need is the disclaimer 'PROFESSIONAL ACTORS - DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.'

"I even had commercials in my dream last night."

'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

'In preparing for his big speech Thorton practices freezing mindlessly in front of a mirror.'

"Remember, Goodwin, it's a real jungle out there."

'Revenge will be mine.'

Corporate sponsorship comes to hurricanes

"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'

"I own you, homework assignment!"

Wicked E number in an ingredients

"Now, in addition to our regular programming, let me tell you about tonight's specials."

"They now charge a fee to collect the fees."

Tire Store. Blowout Sale!

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

Windmill Advertisements

'Big-time operators are standing by....'