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"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

A Hole in the Dike

Man using to much bug spray

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

Bullseye!

"I've told you before one at each end!"

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

William Tell

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

William Tell Executions.

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

Dog biting Cat.

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

The chosen few

An unlicensed acupuncturist

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."