Odor Avenger Pillows

Boxing Referee Covers Nose to Avoid Smell

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

Chemical Waste.

Health and safety nightmare.

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

'Boy, has it ever been a long day. I only took an hour for lunch.'

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."

"I'm convinced ... we have PCB's, DDT's and mercury our streams!"

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

Pirate

'In preparing for his big speech Thorton practices freezing mindlessly in front of a mirror.'

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."

'Revenge will be mine.'

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'

Deodorant for Compost.

'Have we been dumping chemicals in the swamp?'

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'

"Got anything to speed up her galloping hayfever?"

I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping. Is your whipped hand-sanitizer organic? Totally. There's not a thing in it that can possibly hurt you. Can you BOIL the cookie just to be sure? That'll be extra.

I'm self employed being self employed

'OK, give him a shove.'

"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."

'Hello, I'm phoning from my car '.

Smokers not putting their cigarette butts in the bin person so frustrated he puts the smoker in the bin

"Miss Jones. You can't report me for sexual harassment just because I offered you a pay rise."