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Boxing Referee Covers Nose to Avoid Smell

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

Chemical Waste.

Health and safety nightmare.

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

'Boy, has it ever been a long day. I only took an hour for lunch.'

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."

"I'm convinced ... we have PCB's, DDT's and mercury our streams!"

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

Pirate

'In preparing for his big speech Thorton practices freezing mindlessly in front of a mirror.'

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

'Revenge will be mine.'

"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'

'Have we been dumping chemicals in the swamp?'

Deodorant for Compost.

I'm self employed being self employed

'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'

'OK, give him a shove.'

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

"Got anything to speed up her galloping hayfever?"

"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."

'Hello, I'm phoning from my car '.

Smokers not putting their cigarette butts in the bin person so frustrated he puts the smoker in the bin

"Miss Jones. You can't report me for sexual harassment just because I offered you a pay rise."