Accident Avenger Pillows

Health and safety nightmare.

'Hello, I'm phoning from my car '.

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

The hall of bad ideas.

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

'I see, from your resume, that you have lost your last two jobs because of lateness.'

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

Chemical Waste.

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

'Boy, has it ever been a long day. I only took an hour for lunch.'

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

"I'm convinced ... we have PCB's, DDT's and mercury our streams!"

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'

Wicked E number in an ingredients

"I own you, homework assignment!"

'Have we been dumping chemicals in the swamp?'

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

"Got anything to speed up her galloping hayfever?"

I'm self employed being self employed

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'

'You're Jack Tinsley, the lawyer? Great, I was just on the way to see you about an accident I had this morning.'

"Looks like we've broken into the stained glass market."