Audit Avenger Pillows

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

IRS Audit Section

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

Monster under the bed.

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

'What was your entry, 'Rob Peter to Pay Paul all about?'

"That's the last time we do our own taxes!"

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

Tax - Random Audit

When accountants carry out dawn raids.

'It's a bet - If I don't take this next one down, I owe you a hundred bucks.'

"I just knew we had something in common: me, a vulture and you, auditing Carillion."

Judge knocking at 'audits' so that 'CPA's' lose their money

"About your self employed expenses, do you do anything purely for pleasure?"