Audit Avenger Gifts

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

IRS Audit Section

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

The IRS emptied my pouch.

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

Monster under the bed.

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.

'What was your entry, 'Rob Peter to Pay Paul all about?'

"That's the last time we do our own taxes!"

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

Tax - Random Audit

When accountants carry out dawn raids.

Judge knocking at 'audits' so that 'CPA's' lose their money

"About your self employed expenses, do you do anything purely for pleasure?"

'Before I send in my taxes,I want to know if I'm going to be audited.'

'It's a bet - If I don't take this next one down, I owe you a hundred bucks.'