Audit Avoider Gifts

Searching for a witty gift for the audit avoider? Our collection features clever, humorous items that highlight their creative flair and light-hearted approach to dodging the audit stress. Perfect for birthdays, office prizes, or just because, these products will make any audit avoider smile and feel appreciated for their unique approach to life.

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"That's the last time we do our own taxes!"

"That's the last time we do our own taxes!" mockup

"That's the last time we do our own taxes!"

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"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts." mockup

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

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'You say you were trying to squirm your way out of an audit?'

'You say you were trying to squirm your way out of an audit?' mockup

'You say you were trying to squirm your way out of an audit?'

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'Your refund? — oh, we spent that money MONTHS ago!'

'Your refund? — oh, we spent that money MONTHS ago!' mockup

'Your refund? — oh, we spent that money MONTHS ago!'

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IRS...Please, let's not quibble over a few dollars!

IRS...Please, let's not quibble over a few dollars! mockup

IRS...Please, let's not quibble over a few dollars!

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'Before I send in my taxes,I want to know if I'm going to be audited.'

'Before I send in my taxes,I want to know if I'm going to be audited.' mockup

'Before I send in my taxes,I want to know if I'm going to be audited.'

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I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time. mockup

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.

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"Says, property of the I.R.S."

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'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.' mockup

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

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"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!" mockup

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

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'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?' mockup

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

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"Tarzan no want computer."

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Sawdust.

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Nervous at a party.

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'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.' mockup

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

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"Shouldn't you be studying?

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'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?' mockup

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

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'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.' mockup

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

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'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,' mockup

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

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Monster under the bed.

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Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach. mockup

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

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"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless." mockup

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

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Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells. mockup

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

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"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees." mockup

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

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"They hired a cat to distract them from thoughts of change."

"They hired a cat to distract them from thoughts of change." mockup

"They hired a cat to distract them from thoughts of change."

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'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.' mockup

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

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"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today." mockup

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

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Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building. mockup

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

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'How To Say No To Sales People'.

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Student at bookstore advertising used books advertises used homework.

Student at bookstore advertising used books advertises used homework. mockup

Student at bookstore advertising used books advertises used homework.

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"My only hope is that they eventually drop math from the curriculum."

"My only hope is that they eventually drop math from the curriculum." mockup

"My only hope is that they eventually drop math from the curriculum."

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'We invested everything we had in our marriage.'

'We invested everything we had in our marriage.' mockup

'We invested everything we had in our marriage.'

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'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!' mockup

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

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"I did the laundry while studying. Unfortunately, my mom can't find the lost socks or my missing assignments."

"I did the laundry while studying. Unfortunately, my mom can't find the lost socks or my missing assignments." mockup

"I did the laundry while studying. Unfortunately, my mom can't find the lost socks or my missing assignments."

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'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.' mockup

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.'

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Audit Avoider Gifts Collection

Audit Avoider Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for audit avoiders—witty, fun, and perfect for every coffee-loving personality.

Audit Avoider Pillows

Find the perfect pillow for the audit avoider, adding humor and personality to their living or workspace.

Audit Avoider Prints

Discover prints that celebrate the creative ways audit avoiders add humor and charm to their environments.

Audit Avoider T-Shirts

Check out our humorous t-shirts for audit avoiders, designed to showcase their clever, playful spirit.