Audit Adventurer Gifts

'And, of course, that one is my favorite trophy.'

'They have a defibrillator in there.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

Tax audit office.

"Where's my bouncer when I need him?"

'I know that numbers do lie since I happen to work for the IRS.'

"Tell him the Big Bad Wolf is here."

Tell the skipper the auditor is here.

"You're lucky. We've bagged our limit for this tax season."

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"Care for an after-audit mint?"

'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

I got caught cheating in my tax return.

IRS No more waterboarding at audits.

Judge knocking at 'audits' so that 'CPA's' lose their money

'Oh good, a tax rebate. And I didn't even declare anything in the first place.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Tax returns prepared - honest mistakes our speciality.'

Internal Revenue Service: 'Why they grabbed the shirt right off my back!'

Dangerous tax audits.

'How about that -- 100 unearned income.'

"Suppose we say we agree to disagree and let it go at that?"

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Guitar Man.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Joe Henry

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"The subwoofers really help."

IRS Audit Section