Accounting Adventurer Gifts

Hidden away, deep in the woods, Bob enters a number in the wrong column. An isolated mistake.

"I really like to push the envelope. I've even been known to do quintuple-entry bookkeeping!"

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

The Life of Pi

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Shoot For The Moon

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

What happens when the bears are running the market.

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

The IRS emptied my pouch.

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Dow's up!"

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

365 Lemonade Stand

Self-employed.

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

The Day Trader

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'Last month's sales figures went very well. So well, in fact, they fell back and crushed the previous months.'

Stock market ups and downs.

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

He had finally made it to the mountaintop.

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'