Accounting Adventurer Pillows

Hidden away, deep in the woods, Bob enters a number in the wrong column. An isolated mistake.

"I really like to push the envelope. I've even been known to do quintuple-entry bookkeeping!"

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Shoot For The Moon

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

What happens when the bears are running the market.

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

The IRS emptied my pouch.

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Dow's up!"

365 Lemonade Stand

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

Self-employed.

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

The Day Trader

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Stock market ups and downs.

'Last month's sales figures went very well. So well, in fact, they fell back and crushed the previous months.'

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

He had finally made it to the mountaintop.

'We have an excellent investment counselor and if things don't work out, an equally good investment therapist.'