Budgeting Adventurer Pillows

'I've figured out a workable budget for us, but we'll have to forage in the woods for food on the weekends.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'What's the smallest budget you can manage on?' 'The most you can give me!'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

What happens when the bears are running the market.

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"Dow's up!"

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

Rare Medical Conditions - The compulsive desire to work out restaurant bills correctly

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

'In a cost-saving move, I've replaced your cubicle with a back pack.'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

The Day Trader

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

'My pay envelope is empty.' - 'Your deductions equal your salary'

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

US Deficit

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

"Strategic plan B: We chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables."

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Bureau of Spending Decreases and Deficit Reduction - 'Wait a minute! How can that be?'

Stock market ups and downs.

Doctor to man: 'You'll need to empty your pockets. For symbolic purposes, let's start with your wallet.'

'I think we should budget on the number of budgets we draw up'

Piggy Bank reads 'How to Manage Your Money.'

'We have an excellent investment counselor and if things don't work out, an equally good investment therapist.'