Budget Adventurer Pillows

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

'I've got a complaint about this budget nose job you did for me...'

"For a lot less money I could recommend something similar to provence, …. …. Providence."

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

Electric Price Shock

Budget tattoo removal.

"Of course you don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time - You can always CHARGE it!"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"How was work?"

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

Myths and legends...

What happens when the bears are running the market.

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'He must be going economy!'

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

DIY marriage counseling.

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

"Dow's up!"

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

The spend is high

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"