Cost-conscious Adventurers Pillows

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

Expensive greeting cards.

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

Their lowest cost vacation yet.

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

Gas price rollercoaster.

"Travelling coach doesn't take longer...it just feels it!"

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

"For a lot less money I could recommend something similar to provence, …. …. Providence."

'The flight is 99p...but it's another £456 if you want to be inside the plane!'

Bed n Breakfast $50/Cot and Croissant $25.

"I've just had a look at my revised pension forecast..."

Airline Charges

Phil would try anything to avoid paying hefty airport parking fees.

'I know we've got to save money, dear, but can't you use the phone like other people?'

'Your plane's been delayed 20 minutes...or however long it takes airplane glue to dry.'

"Now boarding all passengers seated in Discomfort Class."

"Isn't it great how everyone's saying how air travel leaves a big carbon footprint? Now I can stop being depressed and instead feel self righteous about never being able to afford an exotic vacation!"

"I want to go on a real vacation this year! Why do you have to be so cheap?"