Budget-conscious Adventurer Pillows

"I've worked out it's cheaper for me to post myself, rather than catch the train..."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'He must be going economy!'

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

Europe on $5000 a day.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

Andy's first airplane experience was marred by his grandmother's stinginess

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

'Are we broke yet?'

"I only have one suitcase, so what's the problem?"

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"What are you complaining about? The tickets were cheap, and you got an upgrade to first class."