Money-minded Adventurer Pillows

Cyclist with Dollar Signs.

"You paid a plumber $572 for 45 minutes of work? That's totally insane!"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Stock market ups and downs.

"Bull market? Depends on which end of the bull we're talking about."

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'We have an excellent investment counselor and if things don't work out, an equally good investment therapist.'

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

Palm Reading

'When daddy comes home, tell him you still love him, even though he lost money with stupid trades in emerging markets.'

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

'I'll show you my investment opportunity if you'll show me yours.'

"By 2020 millennials will control half of all investible assets...and we're still paying her car insurance?"

'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.'

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

"Joey, that's what sets us apart from other species - the ability to chase investment yield for fun and profit."

Global Money Markets Roller-Coaster Ride.

'Of course me and Lottie never got around to having kids'

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

'Help! Blew all my casino Blackjack winnings by gambling them on wall street!'

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

'I can still remember the days when you had a social conscience'.