Economic Adventurer Pillows

'When daddy comes home, tell him you still love him, even though he lost money with stupid trades in emerging markets.'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

"What's your definition of financial risk taker?"

Stock market ups and downs.

Wall Street. Taxi. (Crash test dummy tells cabdriver as he gets into a taxi.)

Capitalism Dragging Man Off A Cliff

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

Wall Street Pothole

Global Money Markets Roller-Coaster Ride.

Recession tips : times are tough

Oil Price: Let's enjoy the ride!

"Bull market? Depends on which end of the bull we're talking about."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The economy.

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

The Salesman

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Economy

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

"Everything's gone up."

What happens when the bears are running the market.

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."