Cost-conscious Adventurers Mugs

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Expensive greeting cards.

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

Their lowest cost vacation yet.

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

Gas price rollercoaster.

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

"Travelling coach doesn't take longer...it just feels it!"

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'Granted, the burros are a lot slower than chair lifts. But for a quarter the price of a regular lift ticket, I'm all for it.'

"I've just had a look at my revised pension forecast..."

"For a lot less money I could recommend something similar to provence, …. …. Providence."

'The flight is 99p...but it's another £456 if you want to be inside the plane!'

Bed n Breakfast $50/Cot and Croissant $25.

Airline Charges

Phil would try anything to avoid paying hefty airport parking fees.

'I know we've got to save money, dear, but can't you use the phone like other people?'

'Your plane's been delayed 20 minutes...or however long it takes airplane glue to dry.'

"Now boarding all passengers seated in Discomfort Class."

"I want to go on a real vacation this year! Why do you have to be so cheap?"