Travel Discount Adventurer Pillows

Priest using his 'Senior Prelates Rail Card'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"How was work?"

Myths and legends...

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

Down on Bourbon Street...

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

"Well, they did say half-board."

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

Couple using dogs to pull their camper van.

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

'Sorry, dear. After three hours into the trip, it suddenly occurred to me that I forgot you. I'll come back to pick you up.'

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

'Nice RV!'

'Fashion Victim.'

'This could be a swell time to buy our selves out!'