Credit Card Adventurer Pillows

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

What happens when the bears are running the market.

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Hang on, I need to find an outlet for my phone, computer and coffee maker. Caf

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'I'm all in.'

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

"The abominable algorithm"

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

Hit me.

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

No Need To Hurry! Everything Must GO!

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

Saving for Winter.

The Cash Pointer Sisters

'You must address the ball properly first.'

Ah ha! Surgeons remove shopping trolley from patient.

Too many beers at lunch?

Exit Code

"The name's Bond. Duane Bond."

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'Wilbur... did you really say you love me?'