Credit Card Adventurer Gifts

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

What happens when the bears are running the market.

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

'I'm all in.'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

"The abominable algorithm"

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

Hit me.

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

Too many beers at lunch?

"The name's Bond. Duane Bond."

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

The Cash Pointer Sisters

Saving for Winter.

'You must address the ball properly first.'

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

Exit Code

Ah ha! Surgeons remove shopping trolley from patient.

"For a lot less money I could recommend something similar to provence, …. …. Providence."

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"