Casino Adventurer Gifts

Hit me.

"That's the last time I take our retirement savings to the craps table in Vegas, I can tell you that!"

"The name's Bond. Duane Bond."

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

'I'm all in.'

'My doctor said a getaway would be good for me.'

Blackjack Shuffle

'That's a fruit machine, the ATM is over there.'

The bank teller was sure she was dealing with the notorious slot-machine thief!

'He kept on touching his cards with both hands.'

"Isn't that the repair man, who mended that machine yesterday?"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Dog in casino.

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Slug roulette

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

Destination casinos...