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Hit me.

"The name's Bond. Duane Bond."

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

'I'm all in.'

'My doctor said a getaway would be good for me.'

Blackjack Shuffle

'That's a fruit machine, the ATM is over there.'

The bank teller was sure she was dealing with the notorious slot-machine thief!

'He kept on touching his cards with both hands.'

"Isn't that the repair man, who mended that machine yesterday?"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Dog in casino.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Slug roulette

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Destination casinos...

Lizard Amusement Park

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

tnl of lv

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

Tonto Casino.

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'