Store Adventurer T-Shirts

"I don't like the security chain any more than you do. Now, quit complaining and come try this one on."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"How was work?"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Myths and legends...

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

Crime in bookshop

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Mysteries.

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Man on Stilts in a Market

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

Arcarde Patrol

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

Stephen King: The Bookstore

"That One!"

Shoppers of Mystery.

Discount Shopping.

Returning to reading

Final clearance sale.

Claw Machine Head

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

Noisy Books

Slurpee? Snow White and the 7-eleven Dwarfs.

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

Ass-less Chaps