Store Adventurer Pillows

"I don't like the security chain any more than you do. Now, quit complaining and come try this one on."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"How was work?"

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Myths and legends...

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

Crime in bookshop

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Mysteries.

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

Man on Stilts in a Market

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

"That One!"

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

Stephen King: The Bookstore

Arcarde Patrol

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Shoppers of Mystery.

Discount Shopping.

Returning to reading

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

Noisy Books

Ass-less Chaps

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

'Put them there because we can't figure why they're successful!'