Convenience Store Adventurer T-Shirts

Slurpee? Snow White and the 7-eleven Dwarfs.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"How was work?"

Myths and legends...

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

Crime in bookshop

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Man on Stilts in a Market

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

Shoppers of Mystery.

Discount Shopping.

Wild fruit

Returning to reading

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

Final clearance sale.

Noisy Books

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

'Put them there because we can't figure why they're successful!'

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

Shopper reading Shopenhauer in bookshop

'This could be a swell time to buy our selves out!'

Self Help ...Beg, Borrow, and Steal

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

"This is the last time I do my shopping in space."

Bobsleigh practice.

'Fashion Victim.'