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"Oh, God! It's really been one of those days!"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"How was work?"

Myths and legends...

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

Crime in bookshop

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

'Our giant sale now on!'

Mysteries.

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

Man on Stilts in a Market

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

Stephen King: The Bookstore

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

"That One!"

Discount Shopping.

Shoppers of Mystery.

Wild fruit

Returning to reading

Slurpee? Snow White and the 7-eleven Dwarfs.

Final clearance sale.

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

Ass-less Chaps

Noisy Books

'Put them there because we can't figure why they're successful!'

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'