Thrift Store Adventurers T-Shirts

'Just calm down Kitty, dear.'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"I just..."

"How soon will this be a remnant

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

Crime in bookshop

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Crap others threw out

Mysteries.

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

Electricity Bills

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

Stephen King: The Bookstore

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

"There's another one! Pull over!"

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

"That One!"

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."

Shoppers of Mystery.

Returning to reading

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Noisy Books

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'