Thrift Shop Explorer T-Shirts

"32 bit, 15.6672 MHz, three NuBus expansion slots, offer them $5"

'You can have any of my coats Verl, I've grown out of all of them.'

Second hand furniture.

Queen of Upcycling!

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I just..."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

House sale.

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

Electricity Bills

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

How quaint. Look, Tanya, a newspaper!

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'