Thrift Shop Enthusiast T-Shirts

Rudy I'd like you to meet Tom, a member of Tightwads United. Wow. Sir. I dug this up at a ceremony. Awesome! Behold, the deceased's dentures.

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

Changing Room

Vintage Clothes: Small/Medium/Downsized

Second hand furniture.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

"I just..."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

Crap others threw out

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Electricity Bills

House sale.

Extreme Yard Sale

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Garage Sales Anonymous

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time

Budget Recliner

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'