Bookstore Adventurer T-Shirts

Self-Help Books / How to accept criticism.

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

Returning to reading

Book Shop with Sections Named 'Something, Somethingness, Nothing, and Nothingness'.

How to solve 50% of your problems

Hypnotism

Self Help ...Beg, Borrow, and Steal

Books: What Katy did, What Katy did next & Why Katie got an ASBO.

Crime in bookshop

'Last year the same author wrote 'The Coming 15,000 Dow'.'

The Dow.

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

Shopper reading Shopenhauer in bookshop

Kangaroos in book shop. Sign reads, 'books', 'pocket editions'.

'Wine for Left-Handed Women from North Phoenix, Who Wear Glasses and Like Cats? Sorry, we only have from South Phoenix.'

Noisy Books

New - Books on Toilet Paper.

Book store entitled: 'Content & Things'.

Get rich quick.

'Put them there because we can't figure why they're successful!'

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

"We need throw pillows, potpourri and coffee, so I'm going to the bookstore."

"Would you care to try a free sample?"

"This never could have happened at www.amazon.com."

"I'm looking for a book by T. What's-His-Face Boyle."

"I'm looking for something that will keep people away from me on the subway."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'The Lemming Book Store'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Sumo Love.