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Ah ha! Surgeons remove shopping trolley from patient.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"How was work?"

The Salesman

Myths and legends...

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Mysteries.

'Our giant sale now on!'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

Man on Stilts in a Market

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'

Stephen King: The Bookstore

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

Shoppers of Mystery.

Discount Shopping.

Wild fruit

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

Final clearance sale.

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

Meet the Author Online.

An astronaut finds an abandoned shopping cart on the moon

'This could be a swell time to buy our selves out!'

Bobsleigh practice.

"What's an author?"

'Fashion Victim.'

"Good dog!"

"I been to CVS, Whole Foods, Duane Reade, Stop & Shop, Safeway, Walgreens, Publix, Star Market, WinCo, Wegman's, Trader Joe's, Post Office..."

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

"Happy Easter!"