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December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'I bet the farm at roulette and won. What am I going to do now with 37 farms?'

'He says the goat ate his blackjack.'

Bad luck.

'As we can all see, Jimmy has a slight lead, $157,860 to $157,495.'

'They've got $5 tables everywhere here. Where do you feel the luckiest?'

"Do all your casinos have these?"

"Sergio, I've finally outgrown Monday-night bingo."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Fist Bumper Cars

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Dog in casino.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

The discovery of electricity...

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'It's an antique!'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'