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'Mom's better.'

"Been lookin' for love in all the wrong carnivals."

'I don't think we should ride it. I've heard horror stories of loose items falling from them.'

Southwark Fair.

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

The Origami Society...

"What the hell took so long?"

Fist Bumper Cars

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Clown Face Painting

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Face Painting.

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

Carioca

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"I'm sorry, John! You're right, I'm wrong!!!"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

The Brazilian Blow dry

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

The leaning tower of Pizza.

Clearing the castle's moat.