Cruise Explorer T-Shirts

'Midnight Galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the Swinging Singles Bar, exotic tropical nights... if I may say so, Miss Winslow... this cruise is you!'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'Are we there yet?'

Build a Raft

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Surf Casting

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

The Food Chain

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"What the hell took so long?"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

The Origami Society...

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Summertime

Fish snorkling above water.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...