Luxury Explorer T-Shirts

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'It's a new blend I recently discovered: finely ground hundred dollar bills for wealth, shredded pages from Deepak Chopra's latest book for wisdom and orange pekoe for taste!'

The Vineyard

"First class, or with children?"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

La Table

Captain in a storm

Bubbly

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

A Preschool of Fish

I love the Shard

Money Bar.

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

"Convertible. Must be nice."

East End Maps.

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

The Day Dreamer.

Bankside

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

The Desert Island Package

"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."

'Of course we can afford it, Reginald. Just get yourself fired as CEO!'

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

Home Sweet Second Home.

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

'Have you seen these prices George!'

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."