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"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

I love the Shard

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

East End Maps.

Bankside

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Musician's Fishing Trip

'Oh my god, I may have to walk on the floor!'

Frog and toad rage (Two cockneys fighting).

Bashful Royal Guard

Important balloons, $30.

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

Ballerina and the light switch.

Violinists.

Drinks same as table decoration

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

"A minute on the lips"

'I'm from Health & Safety...... I wonder if I might have a word....'

Woman having tea in a train carriage

Gas price rollercoaster.

'My wife's a Keynesian - she's always spending herself out of depressions.'

"And another amazing feature of this model, it'll beep on the 27th of each month to tell you your payment's due"

'There goes Claudius in his all-terrain-vehicle.'

"As a member we can offer yoou long hours, hard work, self less devotion..." "What about the perks?" "Those are the perks"

'I'm telling you...the Old Kent Road is around here somewhere.'

"...specialist subject: London transport"

Tremendously Teddington

Interior of Westminster Abbey

"Hey, you vacation your way and I'll vacation mine."n mine."