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"And another amazing feature of this model, it'll beep on the 27th of each month to tell you your payment's due"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

How would Madam like to pay?

'Our giant sale now on!'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

The Old Curiosity Shop

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

'Shove' (at big sale).

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'You must have something in my size?'

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Final clearance sale.

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"