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"And another amazing feature of this model, it'll beep on the 27th of each month to tell you your payment's due"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

How would Madam like to pay?

'Our giant sale now on!'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

The Old Curiosity Shop

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'Shove' (at big sale).

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'You must have something in my size?'

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

Freeways in the Supermarket

Final clearance sale.