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"Surfboards?"

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Heaven

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Alphabet soup

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"You get one every time you order something online."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

The Old Curiosity Shop

Plane Yogurt.

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

Pick & Buy Online.

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"Do you have these apples in green?"

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'