Store Explorer T-Shirts

'Not sure if that comes in your size. Let's see if I can find someone who cares.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

All Good Stockists - "To be honest, I'm surprised they didn't have it."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Woman shopping for groceries see frozen food display in an igloo.

Convenience stores.

"No, I'm looking for something specific."

'All I know is I walked into a Bed, Bath and Beyond place.'

'I'm sorry Guy... I'm leaving you for John Lewis.'

Shop Signs (above shop assistant sign reads 'resting actress').

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

Bed, Bath and Beyond.

"Gah, they've had a refit."

"You got a big store here. She'll show up sooner or later."

A mannequin trips up a shopper

Pop-up shop...

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'The Lemming Book Store'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Sumo Love.

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"