Bookstore Explorer T-Shirts

"Don't you think you should try to find the Self-Help section on your own?"

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'Just browsing? You can do that without a computer?'

Book Shop: DYI section

Best selling books, 'Sorry, sold out!'

Once upon a time, there was a store that sold books.

Telling Self to Buzz Off

'Go girl!'

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

'If they sold more then one book then it would be a BOOKS shop,stupid!'

Student at bookstore advertising used books advertises used homework.

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'I made the mistake of thinking the manager of a Christian bookstore wouldn't have a gun.'

New! Books on toilet paper.

'Meet the author's blog.'

"Quote the mockingbird....No Way!"

Sumo Love.

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

The 'Love Romance' section is next to the 'Hate crime' section in a bookstore.

"Look what I found in the fantasy section."

'Nothing but colouring books!'

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

"I'd like to buy a book-mark."

'Not smutty enough for me.'

'The Lemming Book Store'

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

"My Life As A Time Traveller" Book Signing Yesterday

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"I don't want self-help, I want beyond help!"

Celeb Biography - Pun Based Titles / Non Pun Based Titles.

Man in a bookstore looking at a bin of unwound cassette tapes with a sign reading "Damaged books on tape 25¢".

Self-Improvement/Self-Involvement

"I'm looking for something I can read while stuffed into the trunk of an El Dorado."

"This is going to ruin the demand for science fiction."

Do-it-yourself. Do-it-yourself-with-good-friends-and-pizza-and-a-few-beers.