Bookshop Browser T-Shirts

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Woman looking in the 'improving him' section rather than the 'self-improvement' section.

Books: Meet the Guy Who Sells the Books

"I always confuse him with the alpaca."

'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.'

Women's and men's magazines.

Shakespeare reading.

man reads this sign in book shop window: 'The Prodigal Son. A runaway bestseller.'

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"You realize if you learn that, your browsing days in here are over."

"It's Ivana's autobiography."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Rare Books

Great British Eccentrics.

The practical psychopath

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Multi-Generational Books

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Myths and legends...

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'The Lemming Book Store'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Customer Convention

Sumo Love.

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'