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Books Self Help. Bestseller! Visualize Success. I can't see that working for me.

Books - "I hear her kids run riot in this one."

Wrong shelf.

DIY books.

We thought everyone would read it, but they haven't got the time.

How to profit from de-regulation of fervor

"All diet books, 69 cents a pound."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Great British Eccentrics.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

The practical psychopath

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Multi-Generational Books

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Myths and legends...

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'The Lemming Book Store'

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Monster Self-Help

Customer Convention

Sumo Love.